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Andy Borowitz | Panicky Trump Brothers Seek Podiatrist Notes After Dad Sends Troops to Middle East 
Eric Trump and Donald Trump, Jr. (photo: Drew Angerer/Getty)
Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker
Borowitz writes: "In a state of panic after their father dispatched troops to the Middle East, Eric Trump and Donald Trump, Jr., have both sought medical notes from a Manhattan podiatrist."
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E. Jean Carroll. (photo: Amanda Demme/New York Magazines)
E. Jean Carroll. (photo: Amanda Demme/New York Magazines)

E. Jean Carroll | Donald Trump Assaulted Me in a Bergdorf Goodman Dressing Room 23 Years Ago
E. Jean Carroll, The Cut
Carroll writes: "Donald Trump assaulted me in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room 23 years ago. But he's not alone on the list of awful men in my life."
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People take part in a protest outside The New York Times, February 26, 2017. (photo: Kena Betancur/Getty)
People take part in a protest outside The New York Times, February 26, 2017. (photo: Kena Betancur/Getty)

Trump Threatens Reporter With Prison Time During Interview
Colby Itkowitz, The Washington Post
Itkowitz writes: "President Trump, in an interview this week and on Twitter on Friday morning, again suggested criminal action against American journalists."
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Justice Clarence Thomas. (photo: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)
Justice Clarence Thomas. (photo: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)

Justice Thomas Just Handed Down an Opinion That Would Make It Legal to Kick Black People Off Juries
Ian Millhiser, ThinkProgress
Millhiser writes: "The Supreme Court just undid the work of a prosecutor whose astounding incompetence was matched only by his racism. This prosecutor somehow managed to try Curtis Flowers, an African American man from Mississippi, six times for the same murders - and he botched every single trial."
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Protesters rally in St. Louis, where Missouri's last abortion might close Friday unless a judge intervenes. (photo: Jeff Roberson/AP)
Protesters rally in St. Louis, where Missouri's last abortion might close Friday unless a judge intervenes. (photo: Jeff Roberson/AP)

Abortion Services Could Be Completely Banned in Missouri - the First State in 45 Years
Julie A. Burkhart, The Hill
Burkhart writes: "Missouri residents may soon lose abortion access altogether."
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Elizabeth Warren: 'There is no justification for further escalating this crisis - we need to step back from the brink of war.' (photo: Paul Sancya/AP)
Elizabeth Warren: 'There is no justification for further escalating this crisis - we need to step back from the brink of war.' (photo: Paul Sancya/AP)

Democrats Call for Oversight After Trump's Iran Airstrikes Reversal
Ed Pilkington, Guardian UK
Pilkington writes: "Senior US Democrats led the outcry on Friday against Donald Trump's dramatic almost-launch of military action on Iran and the last-minute pullback - calling the crisis 'self-inflicted' by America and pressing for a swift de-escalation."
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The Sunrise Movement demonstration. (photo: Getty)
The Sunrise Movement demonstration. (photo: Getty)

The Group That Pushed the Green New Deal Sets Its Sights on 2020 and Beyond
Zoya Teirstein, Grist
Teirstein writes: "The Sunrise Movement rose to prominence in November, after newly elected Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez attended a Sunrise protest in then-House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi's office."
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