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Andy Borowitz | John Kelly Departs White House With Nuclear Codes Hidden in Pants 
John Kelly. (photo: Alex Wong/Getty Images)
Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker
Borowitz writes: "The outgoing chief of staff, John Kelly, departed the White House with the nation's nuclear codes hidden in his pants, General Kelly has confirmed."
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Michael Cohen, Robert Mueller, and Michael Flynn. (photo: Drew Angerer/Aaron P. Bernstein/Alex Wong/Getty Images/Slate)
Michael Cohen, Robert Mueller, and Michael Flynn. (photo: Drew Angerer/Aaron P. Bernstein/Alex Wong/Getty Images/Slate)

The Art of the Plea Deal
Mary Shannon Little, Slate
Little writes: "Looking back at his career, Mueller appears to have always wielded the power of the plea agreement judiciously."
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A Planned Parenthood rally. (photo: NurPhoto/Getty Images)
A Planned Parenthood rally. (photo: NurPhoto/Getty Images)

Supreme Court Won't Consider State Efforts to Defund Planned Parenthood
Richard Wolf, USA Today
Wolf writes: "The Supreme Court refused Monday to consider efforts by Republican-led states to defund Planned Parenthood."
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Cyntoia Brown appears in a PBS documentary. (photo: PBS/Rolling Stone)
Cyntoia Brown appears in a PBS documentary. (photo: PBS/Rolling Stone)

Cyntoia Brown Will Serve 51-Year Sentence for Killing Her Alleged Assailant
Sarah Midkiff, Yahoo! News
Midkiff writes: "Cyntoia Brown was 16 and a victim of sex trafficking when she was arrested for killing the man who allegedly solicited her for sex, Johnny Allen."
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Acero Charter School Network teachers strike in Chicago. (photo: Joshua Lott/Getty Images)
Acero Charter School Network teachers strike in Chicago. (photo: Joshua Lott/Getty Images)

Charter School Teachers Reach Deal for More Pay, Better Resources After First Strike of Its Kind
Elham Khatami, ThinkProgress
Khatami writes: "Days after hundreds of Chicago-area teachers became the first charter school educators in the country to go on strike, they reached a tentative deal on Sunday that addresses their concerns with low pay, large class sizes, and protections for the largely Latinx student body."
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Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador poses with his wife Beatriz Gutierrez during the presidential inauguration at Zocalo on December 1, 2018 in Mexico City, Mexico. (photo: Pedro Mera/Getty Images)
Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador poses with his wife Beatriz Gutierrez during the presidential inauguration at Zocalo on December 1, 2018 in Mexico City, Mexico. (photo: Pedro Mera/Getty Images)

Mexico in the Era of AMLO
Laura Carlsen, Jacobin
Carlsen writes: "In over two centuries of nationhood, Mexico has never seen a presidential inauguration like that of December 1, 2018."
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'Over the years, the company channeled about $30m to researchers and activist groups promoting disinformation about global warming.' (photo: Matt Brown/AP)
'Over the years, the company channeled about $30m to researchers and activist groups promoting disinformation about global warming.' (photo: Matt Brown/AP)

Julian Brave NoiseCat | If Democrats Want to Seek the Truth, They Must Investigate ExxonMobil
Julian Brave NoiseCat, Guardian UK
NoiseCat writes: "Our era is defined by interlocking crises of truth, democracy and ecology - and ExxonMobil is a major actor at that intersection."
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