Andy Borowitz | Woman Quits Job After Being Forced to Spend Week With Trump

08 June 19

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08 June 19 It's Live on the HomePage Now: Reader Supported News THE WING-NUTS WILL FUND THEIR ORACLES, YOU CAN BE SURE: The right wing will fund their oracles, that's a given. We are told that we will always be without means, never know stability, never be able to provide. One more lie, after another. We know what to do with a budget. We know how to apply it, how to grow something of value to the community with it. Let's give them something to talk about. Thank you all sincerely. / Marc Ash, Founder Reader Supported News Sure, I'll make a donation! Andy Borowitz | Woman Quits Job After Being Forced to Spend Week With Trump  Borowitz writes: "A British woman quit her job, on Friday, after being forced to spend the better part of a week with Donald J. Trump, the woman has confirmed." Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker READ MORE Rudy Giuliani. (photo: Drew Angerer/Getty Images) House Democrats Reportedly Want to Go After Rudy Giuliani Paul Blest, Splinter Blest writes: "The Daily Beast reported on Friday that congressional Democrats are considering launching a probe into Trump lawyer and sycophant Rudy Giuliani and his work overseas." READ MORE A wall of flames lurches over a ridge in California. (photo: Kent Porter/AP) White House Blocked Intelligence Agency's Written Testimony Saying Climate Change Could Be 'Possibly Catastrophic' Juliet Eilperin, Josh Dawsey and Brady Dennis, The Washington Post Excerpt: "White House officials barred a State Department intelligence agency from submitting written testimony this week to the House Intelligence Committee warning that human-caused climate change could be 'possibly catastrophic.'" READ MORE 'The men had come to receive the inaugural Roger Baldwin Courage Award, and to accept another on behalf of director Ava DuVernay, whose recent Netflix series When They See Us retold their decades-long legal battle.' (photo: Mario Tama/Getty Images) A 'Central Park Five' Survivor's Tear-Filled Plea: 'Trump Put a Bounty on Our Heads' Tarpley Hitt, The Daily Beast Hitt writes: "The five men who were arrested as teenagers, falsely convicted, sentenced to years in prison, and eventually exonerated for the rape and assault of a white jogger in Central Park in 1989, have never been keen on the name 'Central Park Five.'" READ MORE The news comes as pride celebrations are set to take place in Washington, D.C. over the weekend. (photo: Project Q) Trump Admin Tells US Embassies They Can't Fly Pride Flag on Flagpoles Josh Lederman, NBC News Lederman writes: "The Trump administration is rejecting requests from U.S. embassies to fly the rainbow pride flag on embassy flagpoles during June, LGBTQ Pride Month, three American diplomats told NBC News." READ MORE A Sudanese protester outside Khartoum's army headquarters as the army tries to break up a sit-in. (photo: AFP/Getty Images) "Massacre" in Sudan: Protesters Continue Call for Civilian Rule After Military Kills 100+ at Sit-In Democracy Now! Excerpt: "The death toll in Sudan has risen to more than 100 following a deadly military raid on a nonviolent sit-in in Khartoum Monday morning." READ MORE There are now at least six states that have passed or introduced legislation aimed at criminalizing pipeline protests. (photo: Alex Wong/Getty Images) Red States Are Criminalizing Speech to Wage War on Environmental Activists Luke Darby, GQ Darby writes: "Late in 2016, thousands of indigenous and environmental activists came together in North Dakota to protest the construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline. The Standing Rock Sioux tribe maintained that the multi-state-spanning pipeline jeopardized both their burial sites and clean water supply, and they led a months-long encampment to stop the construction." READ MORE Contribute to RSN Update My Monthly Donation